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fucktician

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Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.
"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."
by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004
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fucktasizing

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to indulge in inappropriate daydreaming about someone (or something), generally with sexual intent.
- Girl 1: I saw you playing pocket pool during class!
- Girl 2: oh yeah, I initially sat in the front to get a good grade, but I ended up fucktasizing about the teacher the whole time.
- Girl 1: Yea, oh yea.

- Guy 1: I got stoned last night and ended up getting the most epic ass munchies ever, but I didn't have any food in the house. I got desperate and ended up fucktasizing about apple pie and like 20 KFC double downs.
- Guy 2: Doooooood.
by totfather December 10, 2012
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A person who is a complete and utter moron.
Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!
by klca April 26, 2014
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fucktationship

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A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008
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fucktacious

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that was fucktacious
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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Fucktardia

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Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014
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fuckatarian

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fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"
Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!
by Jointgurl August 17, 2016
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