fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

fuckupalupagus

One who fucks up in an extraordinarily gratuitous or clueless way, reminiscent of childhood.

Now that you're 35, your Big wheel races make you look like a fuckupalupagus.

by Al347 April 8, 2008

Fuckrupt

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010

fucktuple

when you have to do something a multitude of times
like tying your shoes

you can double knot them, triple knot them, quadrouple knot them, fucktuple knot them. whatever

by debit.servus April 20, 2008

freshman fuckup

The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.

dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.

by Frankly Dontgiveadamn September 10, 2006

blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

What-the-Fucksplosion

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.

What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009