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Fuckuppery 

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
Fuckuppery by doombadger December 23, 2010
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Fuckpuppetry 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
Fuckpuppetry by Puppe April 10, 2015
Related Words

fuckpuppy 

1. A person who has sexual relations with a canine.
2. A way to refer to someone you hate.
That fuckpuppy fucked a puppy!
fuckpuppy by Chris Lim's Father April 14, 2008

fuckpuppet 

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet
i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet
fuckpuppet by AL March 12, 2003

Fuckmuppet 

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet
God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet
Fuckmuppet by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017

Fuckuppet 

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.
"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"
Fuckuppet by Groovy October 21, 2003