fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

by ken power January 15, 2008

fuckeling

A mixture of cuddling and fucking.
Also: fuckle, fuckled

My girlfriend and I were fuckeling last night.

by zoso6767 April 1, 2009

Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.

Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.

by Snookism August 29, 2010

What-The-Fuckness

A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.

1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"

by AnimeanomalyandTabbs May 26, 2010

what the fuckness

a term used to describe the what the fuckocity of a situation!

The "What the fuckness" in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets fucking a cow who was fellating a U.S. senator.

by Vincent Patrick February 25, 2008

Fuckness

Complete and entire rediculousness, absurdity,

She said Brad Pitt wasn't her " type" what fuckness!

by Kèta October 5, 2013

fuckinell

basically its ''fucking hell' but its in the slang version instead.

Amy: Awe, fuckinell i've broken it!
Dad: Shut your mouth!

by XDDDDDDDDDDDDX1323 May 11, 2018