Fucknard

A blustering, masturbatory narcissist who's too dimwitted to accomplish anything except to occasionally pleasure himself.

That fucknard stole my car and abandoned it on the cliffs when it ran out of gas.

Since our president's a fucknard, I'm thinking about relocating to Canada.

Shut up, you fucknard.

Fucknard by vibonacci March 29, 2019

fuckbeard 

when a man has a large shaggy beard who is homosexual, has his beard fucked by another man regulary

yo i bet that homeless faggot, has a fuckbeard

fuckbeard by Arvind March 4, 2007

fucknard

See also Mark Baumer

Mark is a total fucknard

fucknard by Shane December 28, 2003

Fucknarobic

Someone who is afraid or has a phobia of engaging in any kind of sexual act.

"As soon as I pulled it out she ran away screaming, apparently shes a fucknarobic".

Fucknarobic by Arabwhiteboy June 3, 2009

Fucknergit 

A Stupid fucking git

What's that fucknergit saying noo!

Fucknergit by lex lo June 29, 2011

Fuckyearold

A person who is of the legal age of consent to sexual activities.

"I heard your girlfriend just turned to legal consent age, gonna smash"?-Guy 1
"Yeah, I mean what else would you do with a fuckyearold"?-Guy 2

Fuckyearold by drose2pye May 21, 2017

Fucknard

One who is a fucktard and then castrated himself due to butterscotch shitbrains and the copulates with his nards

Jonathan is a fucknard, he fucked his nards.

Fucknard by John smitg December 27, 2018