fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

fuckeroni

the moment when you stub your toe on something really stupid and you scream really loud

*stubs toe on edge of dresser* "fUCKERONI"

by phanmagnet September 6, 2015

Fuckeon

another term for fuck-buddy; friend with benefit

"If I ever see your black fuckeon at my door, I will obliterate him" -First time word was used

"YO Chase, I'm 'bout to make a booty call with my fuckeon. Smell ya later"

"Becky, my favorite fuckeon. Let's have sex tonight bb"

by Whale_Boss69 November 7, 2018

fuckeroni pizza

when you cum on a pizza bread so your cum chunks look like mozzarella, your wife spreads her period blood all over the pizza and you put little pepperoni over the cum chunks. then your wife queefs on the pizza and you shove it up her pussy as you repeatedly stick your hard dick in an out of her tight pussy. get your daughter involved too

dude i had some fuckeroni pizza last night
Dude: That's fucking nasty cum shit

by fuckmeintheassandcum November 23, 2015

Fuckoleonic

A temporary loss of one's right mind while being overcome with narcissistic tendencies and paranoia

A fuckstick crossed with Napolean is a Fuckolean which acts Fuckoleonic.

by Elbman August 7, 2006