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fuckload

More than a shitload. An unfathomable amount, a larger-than-large quantity.
You're walking down the hall at work and your boss calls out, "how's your day going?" You answer, "Fuckloads of busy!"
by rudymcnasty May 29, 2009
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Fuckload

"We have a shit ton of shit tons to ship out by tomorrow."

"A whole Fuckload?!!! Pass me a beer, it's gonna be a long night!"
by fattttttttttttty March 5, 2010
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Fuckload

Derivative of "shitload". A large amount.
"Damn, we got a fuckload a' potatos"
by Alex Temal November 18, 2004
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fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.
I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.
by dmxp May 30, 2005
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Fuckload

A fuckload is exactly 200 Miles.
"How far have we driven today?"

"We've driven a fuckload"
by Klaser Javasin June 22, 2004
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Fuckload

8 dozens of shit in the toilet that it floods into the shower.
My friend Andrew had diarrhea, He took a fuckload and I had to clean the shit
by Meme_Urbanizer420 July 4, 2016
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fuckload

1. - the quantity of ejaculate from a single ejaculation caused by sexual intercourse

2. - a great quantity not related to a specific number

3. - a great number; technically the average number of sperm in an ejaculation caused by sexual intercourse, which is 162,000,000.
I haven't counted them, but there are a fuckload of stars in the Milky Way Galaxy.
by henderpa September 28, 2008
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