Fuckitis 

The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).

Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.

Fuckitis by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012

Fuckititis 

Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.

Proper medical term to explain procrastination.

Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.

Fuckititis by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009

fuckintosh 

It is meant to be mainly a PC which has FreeBSD (a powerfull UNIX flavour) installed.

After being customized and conveniently configured (i.e. after having been fucked for a while), it

gets fast and stable like a beast and NEVER breaks down. As opposed to the macintosh or

hackintosh (the gays' dream), this one usually doesn't run a bloated GUI such as KDE or GNOME,

because it needs to run fast and scare newbies away. The option for a GUI must be a lightweight

and fast window manager like WindowMaker or Fluxbox.

My fuckintosh runs stable and fast.

I just laugh at Windows users and Mac fanboys.

fuckintosh by fbsd November 28, 2009

FuckItList 

http://twittgroups.com/group/fuckitlist

things NOT to do before you die

"The #FuckItList is a list of things you don't need to do before you die."

I don't need to listen to "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" again before I die. #FuckItList"

loudnyc #fuckitlist: Attending Justin Timberlake's Concert in The Front Row http://timesurl.at/25744b

TruBlondeRocker #fuckitlist: going to the no doubt reunion show.

FuckItList by BsbllUH11C March 11, 2009

fuckitis 

A serious medical condition of both brain and central nervous system which is sometimes caused by head trauma or drama.

Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.

Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.

He was diagnosed with Fuckitis and went to a Fuckologist hoping for a cure.

fuckitis by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

Fucknutish

HR

HR have provided the most Fucknutish answer to my reasonable enquiry so far.

Fucknutish by KDickko July 23, 2026