fucktwat

short form of "you Fucking Twat"

How do ya like that, Fucktwat

by the gun show October 8, 2005

fuckerware party

A party, usually attended by women or couples (but almost never just by men, and single men are almost never invited unless they're of the homosexual occasion). It is held at one person's house. That person may or may not be the host. Whomever the host actually is will come to the party with several large plastic bins filled with sex toys, lingerie, lubricants, and oils.

Kind of like a Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, or Tupperware party.

Ever since my wife came home with all that stuff from the fuckerware party, she hasn't had sex with me.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen April 12, 2006

fucktwat

Someone who is real full of themself, but is a huge fucking loser at the same time. Everyone hates this person, but this person does not know it.

Dan McFaggy is a huge Fucktwat.

by M.L.B. October 7, 2007

Fucktwat

A person of the female gender that is a jerk or complete moron.

"She actual said she was better then me because she weighs 120 pounds." "What a fucktwat".

by iublondie25 June 13, 2011

fucktwatapotamus

Mix of "fucktard" and "twatapotamus"

Really stupid slutty chick

That girl who trades her kids' safety for random dicks is a real fucktwatapotamus!

by Attack-of-truth October 28, 2017

Fuckerization

A language of a individual or group practice all kinds of fuckery and rationalize and lie about their ways to fuck people over.

Man: Politics are specialists in fuckerization language.

by Dada Philosopher April 28, 2020

fucktwatted

very drunk; inebriated; wasted.

"My head hurts, I was absolutely fucktwatted last night"

by Alex Mew December 9, 2008