1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
Get the Duck Fuckermug. A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
by McMeddles February 28, 2014
Get the Dick Duck Fuckermug. A guy who is sexually attracted to ducks, wants to smash a duck and believes that some ducks are thiccc.
by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020
Get the Duck Fuckermug. A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.
by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018
Get the Duck Fuckermug. by Crunchy_Chris January 1, 2021
Get the duck fuckermug. A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.
by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025
Get the Oregon Two Headed Duck Fuckermug. It's a Kevin or Kevin like asshat who aggrevates an Angel in an often sexual manner if she is lucky but mainly just to piss her off!
by Fucker duck hater June 25, 2019
Get the fucker duckmug.