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Fuckrudders 

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.
Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
Fuckrudders by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011

fuckbuddy 

Sexual partner (male or female) with whom there is no danger of attachment, commitment or other complications. See also fuck buddy, fornifriend, friendship, slamp, slampiece.
What's she doing all holding your hand in public, I thought she was your fuckbuddy?
fuckbuddy by eslampiece October 2, 2005

fuckbuddylicious 

An adjective derived from the word fuckbuddy meaning awesome in a sexually stimulating sense. In other words, orgasmic.
That movie was so sexual...it was fuckbuddylicious!
fuckbuddylicious by Zane/Valeria January 16, 2011

fuckbuddymergency 

back up, back up booty call when all other regular FB's in your contacts are either out of town, busy, dating someone else or on the rag. An 'emergency' arises and so the need to contact your last resort is required. He or she might be a minger but as they say "every hole is a goal".
oh no! nothing lined up for this Thursday, everyone's busy. now it is Tuesday...its a fuckbuddymergency.
fuckbuddymergency by DJ Wechat April 5, 2017

fuckbuddles 

fuckbuddies who cuddle
Hey, this is the third time you've hooked up with that person. And you stayed over at their place last night. Are y'all dating now or something?

No, no, we're just fuckbuddles.
fuckbuddles by pearbear December 5, 2010

fuckbuddyship 

When you are fuck buddies with a person but you also have a meaningful friendship with them and it's not all about sex.
When you are friends with someone and then decide to be fuck buddies, you have now entered into a fuckbuddyship.