Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

fucktangular

Adj.

Of or pertaining to a complicated situation in multiple unpleasant and/or difficult ways.

"Wow, all this school drama is so fucktangular."
"The U.S. government is running just fucktangularly!"

by Killerkween December 4, 2018

Fuckbaggery

The act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person's day.

Any act committed by a fuckbag.

There was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the fuckbaggery of one driver.

by Bama Fett October 6, 2009

fuckbag

asshole, jerk, idiot

Yea Jon, he's a fuckbag.

by Noah May 13, 2005

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

fuckbags

A text group of drunken firemen from the shoreline in Connecticut

Those fuckbags are at it again crashing a wedding at a local resort.

Those fuckbags keep sending unsolicited text messages to fellow firefighters.... (Ben)

by Bubba300 June 5, 2018

Fucktangular

A situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways

Joe: How did your vacation go?
Norman: Fucktangular don't ask

by OMGitscarl December 4, 2018