Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

Puppy fuck

What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.

Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.

by Beckozz December 2, 2011

fuck your puppy

In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.

Damn, my lighter died. Can I fuck your puppy?

by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015

Puppy Fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.

Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?

Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.

by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009

im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

you just fucked the puppy.

you destroyed something very important, or fucked something up very bad.

dude.... you just fucked the puppy.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009

puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 29, 2010