Fuck my nuts!

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015

nuts fuck

a term used to describe a deusch bag or faggot or retard. a person who acts like a chicken wing.

Andrew. Whats your damage nuts fuck?

by Ponger October 28, 2007

Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

fucknutsville

Rahm Emanuel's description of Washington, DC; in particular, its political culture.

It's already hard enough having to deal with goddamn politicians all day. Add to that the internet, blogs, and the 24-hour news cycle and it's just fucknutsville.

by captainwerd August 9, 2010

fucknuts

People who are fucking clueless and hella annoying.

Hey Fucknuts! Watch where you're driving that giant piece of shit!

by Wendy February 11, 2004

fucknuts

dumbass people who dont know what the fuck they are doing about anything. Also people who think the are the worlds best when really they are just dumbasses.

Derek Dewey, Preps, Bill Gates, and Pete Yount and all others who have to look up this definition

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

fucknuts

Like a fuckknuckle only more irritating. You may forgive a fuckknuckle but are more likely to slap someone who is fucknuts.

Listen fucknuts you ran the stop sign and ran into me. That means you're the asshole not me.

by catmannz August 4, 2005