ya dun fuck'd up now

You screwed up so bad that the consequences are the equivalent of getting fucked

Guy 1: Oh, I just teamkilled by accident!
Guy 2: OH YA DUN FUCK'D UP NOW!!

by oeiwghowir June 13, 2016

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009

I'd fuck with that

Used in a similar way to "fucking around." Sort of like, I'd vibe with that, I'm down with it, etc. Unrelated to sex.

"I'd fuck with apple juice so hard."
"Existentialism? I'd fuck with that."
"Yo bro, wanna go to the bar?" "Yeah, I'd fuck with that."

by throwingoranges January 28, 2017

I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

by b_rock44 March 2, 2011

You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged

"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa

by anonymous March 1, 2020

D'Fuck

I term used when ur confused at something that grinds your gears. Commonly used by legendary MC "Freddie Gibbs".

What in D'Fuck??

by RADAN IS A BURGER February 22, 2021

I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.

Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!

by Dannyboyyyyyy18 August 26, 2017