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Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.
I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.
by SciNerd March 12, 2010
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fuckation

A vacation with your FWB (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have sex, drink, and lay on the beach.
Next week I'm heading to Jamaica for a fuckation with that booty call I met last month.
by spinnster December 23, 2008
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class 4 furcation

another name for a really bad camel toe...
Whoah! That girl in the yoga pants has an extreme class 4 furcation!
by teethscraper March 9, 2010
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Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
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Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama
Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009
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fuckation

A type of vacation where the goal is not to shop, go to museums or to visit theme parks- the only goal is to...fuck-a lot.

Works best if it is well-planned and your fuckee or fucker plans to go with you.
Dude, I wish I was still with Sally- I sure could use a fuckation too!
by felipita June 16, 2010
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Fulationship

Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.

A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.

Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.
"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"

"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"
by HELLyssa July 12, 2009
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