Fuber

When your game is so good your uber driver ends the trip to fuck you.

The act of fucking an uber driver.
I fubered the driver.

by FatChickWhisperer December 31, 2019

Fübertastic

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).

1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....

by scubasteve90 July 20, 2010

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008

fukerton

To lick another's anus.

My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.

by ssmracer December 15, 2008

FUBER

When you meet someone at a bar, fuck them, and then they drive you home after. They are a Fuber

Fuck/Uber = Fuber

"Bro, I scored the hottest Fuber at the bar last night"

"You ready to leave yet?" "No, you can go without me, I'm looking for a Fuber"

by FenderMan March 30, 2019

Fubartasy

The point at which all of your draft picks end up sucking or injured; and there's nothing on the waiver wire that will offer you any hope of winning another game this season.

I'm playing total fubartasy at this point, I'll be getting my ass kicked for the rest of the season.

by Loose Mortar October 1, 2016

Fubernuck

The PG version of fuck

Can also be used as:
Fubernucking
Fubernucked

Oh I’m so fubernucked

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019