Stands for "Fuck, Shit, Piss" This is used when something extremely unpleasant presents itself, and unfortunately Great Aunt Ann is in the room, so you're forced to use an acronym.
Setting - Family Gathering
Aunt Milda: "Oh Laura, watch out for ..." (Little cousin Billy dumps his steaming bowl of Spaghetti O's on Laura's lap)
Laura: "Ahhh!! FSP!!!!"
Aunt Milda: "Oh Laura, watch out for ..." (Little cousin Billy dumps his steaming bowl of Spaghetti O's on Laura's lap)
Laura: "Ahhh!! FSP!!!!"
by Lorla April 14, 2008
by mattchicago January 17, 2006
FSP, similar to the booty call , is shorthand for fuck-smoke-peace. It can also be used as a verb.
It is used when you don’t want or are unable to commit to a Netflix-and-chill.
First you fuck, then you smoke, and finally, you say “peace”.
It is used when you don’t want or are unable to commit to a Netflix-and-chill.
First you fuck, then you smoke, and finally, you say “peace”.
As an acronym: tryna FSP?
As a verb: I was gonna go to the after party but Molly just asked if I was down to FSP.
As a verb: I was gonna go to the after party but Molly just asked if I was down to FSP.
by BillyP123 September 28, 2018
Fantasy Slam Piece. A person who you ultimately want to sleep with, but have little chance of doing so.
Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely my FSP. Who's yours?
by K Lagg July 18, 2006
Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.
Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...
by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021
“Yo, are you going to the party in Severna Park?” “Nah, FSP. Last time I went there, it was dead af!”
by thumbird June 25, 2021
by .l.l. April 30, 2021