flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

frump and dump 

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.

"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"

frump and dump by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014

frumpleskirt 

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

frumpleskirt by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019

Frumpy dyke 

Frumpy dyke is a word one searches after watching David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer"

The fuck does frumpy dyke mean?

Frumpy dyke by De potayto October 19, 2021

Frumpis 

See Dog. Also known as Coo Coo pants, dumpsit or button head.

Oh frumpis, stop chewing on your baby.

Frumpis by GBLD January 12, 2009

Frumpled 

The trait, characteristic, feeling of being frumpy, crumpled, disheveled, out of sorts, sleepy, groggy, drunk, sad, or rumpled.

To be "frumpled" is to resemble or feel like: a balled up piece of tissue paper, tin foil, or newspaper. A soggy napkin, a wet toilet paper roll, or damp socks.

Frumpled by Kia Carbone June 26, 2008

frumptable 

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

frumptable by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007