tootie fruitie

a very wet pussy

a fag or a gay

a pancake order at I-Hop with some type of fruity toppings

Howard: Damn that bitches pussy was wetter than a tootie fruitie!!!

John: You just a wag ass tootie fruitie!

Greg: Can i order the tootie fruitie please?

by Macaw118 February 5, 2009

fruitier

To get gheyer.

Man, this movie gets fruitier and fruitier by the minute.

by Blu-ray123 December 28, 2010

Fruities

Aussie Bloke slang for fruit beer or a Vodka Cruiser

Johno and I are getting a carton of the pom pom fruities tonight

by Bosg_acog January 1, 2021

Fruit Pie

When a gay man gets creampied.

H: It's been a while since I've bottom and I've been craving getting creampied.
J: oh you nasty lil thing! You love being a Fruit Pie.

by CletusCecil March 18, 2026

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

The Fruities

The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.

After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.

by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020