frontside crawl

It's when you're getting a blowjob and the girl takes her tongue and licks the bottom of your dick REAL SLOW from nuts to dickhead.

I knew that ho for all but 3 hours and she was givin' up the frontside crawl and shit yo.

by That crazy cracker Newsense October 22, 2004

Frontside 90 Faceplant

When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.

While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.

Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"

Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."

by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008

frontside boardslide

a snowboarding or skate trick. when you pop onto a box or rail, turning your body 90 degrees backwards, landing with your deck in a boardslide (perpendicular to the feature) facing uphill or backwards as you slide down the rail.

"yo, did you see that kid's frontside boardslide on that DFD rail, sickk..."

"i smashed my face slipping out on a frontside yesterday."

by t-fried-rice. March 5, 2009

Frontside

When you sit reverse or backwards on the toilet and take a dump, or masturbate.

Dude, how did you leave skidmarks on that part of the toilet, were you sitting frontside?
I was definitely frontsiding that shit!
I frontsided the shit out of my neighbors toilet!

by Frontside UpperDecker November 27, 2012

Frontside Anal

when a boy and girl are having sex. The man is sitting down analing a girl and the girl is turned to the side and is jumping up and down

"ohhhhhhh fuck me harder. just do Frontside Anal to me babyyy yessss"

by Frontside Azar June 17, 2009

frontside misty

something that tried so hard to be good, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Because it's just shit

American dad is a frontside misty

by .hEliuM June 7, 2016

frontside misty

When someone sucks a dick and blows smoke out their nose at the same time.

Yesterday that blonde bitch gave me the best frontside misty .

by Illuminater45 July 16, 2016