Phantom Front-End-Guy

The sensation felt when your best web developer and friend leaves the company you work for.

See Also: maudlin

"Why is that guy standing there with a database & dll, and looking around in confusion?"

"Hmm, perhaps he's suffering from Phantom Front-End-Guy"

by jad September 25, 2003

Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.

I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.

by coleopter September 19, 2020

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Back End Cold Front

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.

To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.

by Irish Beast June 18, 2006

Front-ending

Synonymous with a head-on or side impact vehicular collision, front-ending is the terminology used by the undereducated female of a white trash ancestry.

The term is typically utilized when the subject is in a panicked state; a common occurrence due to most subjects’ inability to regulate thoughts and emotions.

She that close to me front-ending her car!

by ScandiFlick January 4, 2019

Front-ending

Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.

Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.

by Ryan. cap January 7, 2019

micro frontend

A software pattern that is solely promoted by individuals with micro frontends.

Mikey: Let's switch to a micro frontend.
Kyle: Yeah, you'd like that just cuz you have a micro frontend.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 14, 2019