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friendasaur

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.
by James "Weenah" Carter June 27, 2006
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Friendie

Fandom of the wonderful, talented, beautiful Luke Friend. Friendies are the nicest people you will ever speak to and are always willing to help someone out. They will always be ready to fangirl with other friendies
Luke Friend: *uploads pic*
Friendie 1: Did you see his new pic omgg!!???
Friendie 2: YES omfg DEAD ASDGHJKL
by radfriendie December 21, 2013
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friendemption

The act of redeeming oneself by falling back into good graces with a friend.
Are you and Jackie still ignoring eachother?

No man, Jackie did a major friendemption by snagging me that ticket to the Peter Yarrow concert. We're totally friends again.
by fraxinus6356 November 7, 2012
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Friendsmas

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.
1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
5. "
by Mas-Man December 16, 2010
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Friendish

An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.
Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.
by That's not my Urban name June 18, 2009
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Friendie

A picture taken with another person or a group of people. One of the people in the picture is the one taking the picture.

Opposite of a selfie. Proves you do have friends.

You can see the person taking the picture, outstretched arm or they may appare closer to the camera.
Tom: Hey everyone let's do a friendie!!
by lcdwhittxo April 30, 2014
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Friendemy

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
by Not Timothy April 27, 2015
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