friendwhoring

The art mastered by complete dipshits of stealing and attempting to own one's friends. The said friendwhorer would, naturally, be possessive of the stolen friends, treating them like property.

Person #1: "Hey, that's MY friend!"
Friendwhorer: (to Person #1) BACK UP DOOKIE! (to Person #1's recently friendwhored friend) Get in the car, I have candy. Oh, and never talk to that wank again."

by alice pf May 14, 2005

Friendcore

A step higher than friendship.

"man, you fail at friendship... but you score at friendcore"

by Homewrecker69 August 23, 2009

Friendcidence

when two of your facebook friends from totally unrelated social circles somehow become friends.

I knew Lori from school and I dated Lisa. It was a total Friendcidence that they added each other on facebook.

by Mikey 5-0 August 17, 2010

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Friendhoe

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

by D1337tion October 15, 2017

friendaholic

anyone who continues to amass friend counts on apps such as fb or twitter. sucking them dry for about a months time before completely forgetting they exist.

that rhonda, she left me high and dry on fb. her friendaholic nature led her to greener personality pastures.

by wamazon February 27, 2011

Friendchip

It's like friendship, only the person purporting to be your friend, has a chip on their shoulder which is part of the price of their friendship.
Alternatively, it is a relationship with a piece of computer hardware or software that is a better friend to you than any human you know.

Yeah, he and I have more of a friendchip, there are some things he'll never let go and I get to hear about it all.the.time.

by GeekPapa October 17, 2015