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Freshers flu

When people come together at the start of term bringing with them germs from all over the country. The result is a form of cold or cough or general feeling of illnes
John: i feel awful
Mary: must be freshers flu
by Toni P September 29, 2006
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fresher

Fresher's week- The introductory week for the first years at the start of an academic year.
by LavaLover February 3, 2005
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Fresher's Flu

An awful illness that prevents freshers (British slang for first-year university students) from attending lectures in the first term.

May result from everyone bringing their coughs and colds from all over the country, and spreading it all about in the Fresher's Fayre and Fresher's Ball, which are always held in areas too small for the number of people trying to squeeze in. Thus resulting in everyone breathing everyone's germs and getting even more sick.

May also be a result of over-alcohol consumption in the first week.
John: Yo, going on the rugby soc pub-crawl tonight?
Tim: Can't, I feel like crap.
John: Must be fresher's flu.
by Aliccc March 14, 2010
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Final fresher

College students who are visiting their college for the first time in their final year due to covid.
Dude I'm going to be a final fresher next year
Nice
by Batmantunde July 5, 2021
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Fresher

(noun) A British word for a first year student, new to University.

Freshers are known for their love of having a good time!

Freshers are inducted during Freshers' Week - the first week of the Academic year - ran by the Students' Union of that University, and is usually one of the busiest and most fun weeks of the year.
Rob: "I can't wait for the Freshers to start Uni, Freshers' Week is gonna be awesome!"

Liah: "I know yeah! This Freshers' Week is gonna be better than ever before!"
by Jimmy Bananarama June 22, 2010
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freshertow

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.
Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.
by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022
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The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.
Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)
by Factzteller March 23, 2020
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