Frotting

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

by TreuMinkzx March 19, 2015

Freetini

1. Free martiini's or any drinks a women ges while out at a bar or night club; especially when she feigns interest.
2. Free alcohol, usually tricked out of the supplier.

These girl spent the whole night at the bar juicing playboy for freetini's; faking like she was interested in him.

by Xavier Lamont December 21, 2004

Freeting

The act of dieting during daylight hours and indiscriminately foraging any semblance of food when the sun goes down.

Adam had a salad for dinner, but he was caught in the middle of the night soft shoeing into the kitchen and Freeting that half an apple pie.

by Claude bawls September 20, 2015

frenting

When two friends lend or rent items or services to each other.

I am frenting the Bourne Identity DVD from my friend John.

by PoleZero April 1, 2009

fettinger

any individual on the spectrum

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger

by Eberhardt June 17, 2018

Drive-By Fratting

1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.

2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.

3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.

4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.

Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)

Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"

Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"

Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"

by LordLoudoun December 2, 2011

frotting

Rubbing one's crotch against unexpecting people, furniture or walls. A favourite of sex-starved Japanese businessmen on the sub-way.

I caught him frotting the fridge once, it was just wrong.

by bogun_420 June 22, 2003