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Frenchman’s fire hose

When you piss your full bladder into a woman’s vagina while pinning her down in missionary.
Bryce: What did you do about your girl’s chlamydia burns?
Sam: Gave her the Frenchman’s fire hose

Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! 

A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"

Frenchmen's Bend 

A euphemism for gay male intercourse with the receiver standing and touching his toes.
I saw Carlos hitting on that guy, did he give him the Frenchmen's bend?
Frenchmen's Bend by notttt you July 23, 2009

french man's delight 

The act of urinating or ejaculating in the butt hole of your partner.
I'm much warmer and looser after Daniel gave me a French Man's Delight.

sid hoffman or sid frenchman 

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."