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French Dip 

The act of swaping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend. Try french dip w/side of au jus where you use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon for an extra nicotine buzz.
After meeting Mary Jo at the local smoke smoke shop where she bought a pouch of "Chattanooga Chew", Johnny invited Mary Jo to his hay loft for a french dip. Mary Jo responded with "Can I have extra au jus on the side"?
French Dip by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

French Dip 

A guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet.

Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.

Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!"

Thus: the french dip
The Situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. Snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. She fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.
French Dip by PteroDactylMullets February 22, 2011

French Dip 

When a guy fucks a girl with his balls while he spanks the monkey and pops on her stomach. He then dips his balls in the jizz and has her lick it off.
Estel went over to Sal's house for a pastrami reubin, but ended up getting a French Dip instead.

French Dip 

After smothering your mouth in a woman's au jus, you procede to place her natural roast beef back in your mouth, rub it around and then decide to continue eating. Repeat as often as you want to enjoy your meal. NOTE: Double dipping (SEE DOUBLE DIP) is permitted, and is in fact encouraged.
After going down town, I decided to wipe my face off in her special area, and then I asked her, "How bout a French Dip?"

French Dip 

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.
Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.
French Dip by El ritardo June 25, 2018

French Dip 

When a male chef’s ball sack is stuck to his inner thigh they will do a modified squatting motion.
In order to shift his package the chef performed a French Dip.
French Dip by Chef Chingon December 3, 2018