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french gypsy

To smack someone on or about the face and head with a semi-erect penis.
by Buck Naked April 11, 2005
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cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012
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Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)
by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012
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She speaks French

In Germany, "she speaks French," is slang for "she sucks dick really good."

This might quite change the image you had of 5sos' Try Hard
"She speaks French, I think she's fluent."
by Glitterprinses ✨ 🎶 March 10, 2018
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Steve French

The mountain lion named by Bubbles in the Canadian show, "Trailer park boys" during the episode titled "If You Love Something, Set It Free"
"Guys! We gotta find Steve French"
by ABunchOfMidgets May 13, 2015
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Jim French

While going down on a girl, the act of alternating between sucking and nibbling on her clit.
My wife's in a good mood. I Jim Frenched her twice last night.
Or
Things started slow, but after I dropped a Jim French on her, it really picked up!
by GPropMan October 7, 2008
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belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019
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