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Porch Fratting

The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.
Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.
by Porch Fratting Chair April 15, 2009
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fracting

When someone gives you fractions of facts so as to leave you with enough information to get the picture but it is very foggy with plenty of holes in the story usually leaving more questions than answers.
Jess: Hey JoJo, what did you do last night? You have fun?
JoJo: I went to a friends house, nah it was pretty boring.
Jess: Well who all was there?
JoJo: Just some friends.
Jess: Why are you fracting with me Baby?
by TS Jessie Cox 8 January 8, 2017
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Over Fratting

(verb) a.k.a Trying too hard. Key symptoms include buying and wearing everything Brooks Brothers, Polo, Hilfiger, and Vineyard Vines.

(Dead giveaway) Buying as much of the brands named above without ever owning any of them just because those brands are commonly associated with fraternity life.

The main reason why one would partake in Over Fratting would be to impress their fellow frat brothers and to make themselves seem more "frat" than they actually are.
When everything you're wearing is Vineyard Vines and/or loudly colored you're simply just Over Fratting. NF

Steve began Over Fratting just to hide how un-frat he is.
by StopOverFratting December 15, 2011
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Day Fratting

The act of partying and drinking outside during the day. Activities include chilling on couches brought from inside your house, grilling, football throwing, frisbee, can jam, lacrosse, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A dress code is suggested. This consists of t shirts and shorts for dudes and bikinis for the ladies (that one is mandatory). Day fratting needs to be held in an outdoor venue with prolific amounts of alcohol. The louder and more crowded it is the harder the day fratting experience will be.

note: fraternity must host event for this to be applicable, sororities nor independent groups can day frat
Saturday it was 80 degrees so I called an emergency session of day fratting.

We were day fratting so hard yesterday.
by J Castro April 5, 2010
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Slut Fratting

99% of the time it is a girl trying to hard and just slutting it up, usually at frats but can also be done at other exclusive social venues.

In some extremely rare cases it can be the frat girl fratting hard with the frat kids.
"Did you see that chick at the party last night? She was totally slut fratting."
by Frat Super-star March 24, 2010
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fratting

Going out to one or more frat parties in a night
q-what are you doing tonight?
a-oh I was gonna go fratting...
by bittydit July 29, 2005
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Fratting for wood

1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).

2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.

2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010
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