by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.
Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"
by Daddy Autist March 10, 2017

by bigmeep April 21, 2009

In the middle of sex with your partner you take off your condom, shit in it, and slap your partner in the face with the steamy hot dog.
by Deutscher Dog August 05, 2008

An undulation of one's own body, particularly in the hips. This is carried out by Germans and fans of Germans in order to express the incredible contribution that German Pornography has had on the world.
It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.
It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.
Stewart, a quiet man, turned off his laptop and performed the Frankfurt Shuffle as he and his girlfriend used German 1980's pornography to stimulate their bedroom jollies.
by Dr. Patrinicles Lowenboxen October 12, 2010
