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Frankenturkey

Verb: using of one's fists with the thumbs sticking out to form turkeys with the hands, and then placing them on both sides of another person's neck to make the impression of a frankenstein with turkey bolts.
Cady frankenturkeyed Levi during a sentimental dance known as the Cha-Cha. He was caught off guard by the turkey bolts against his neck.
by Hoist0 October 5, 2010
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Frankenfarter

Someone who lets out farts so deadly that they’ll leave you down on the ground, they fart often and their farts smell like a decaying a corpse.
Shawn: “DAMN, what is that smell I think i’m going to die if I take one more breath!”

Luke: “I’m sorry that was me, my farts are so rank they call me the Frankenfarter.”
by bossandceo September 23, 2023
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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010
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Frankenfart

The act of walking like Frankenstein while farting upon each step.
Dude Shawn just blew threw here with a monster 5 step Frankenfart.
by Dr Shilng Shlong Rock June 18, 2009
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frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.
Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.
by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011
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frankencareer

An assortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. All of these jobs are "short-term" and glom together into this titanic, time-eating Chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. A frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

It is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!
Congratulations Class of 2013! Your frankencareer awaits you!
by MaximillienTenn May 14, 2013
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Frankentrumpstein

A Frankenstein combination of Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump surgically sewn together into one monster.
Doctor Frankentrumpstein is back at it again with another freakish monster twist--- A fitting combination of Jeffrey Esptsein's pedo-corpse, aptly married to Trump's whine and nasal discharge persona. Where are the Bloodhounds, torches and mobs when we need em!!!
by SkinVoyage February 18, 2026
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