Frankendeck

A deck of PowerPoint slides that's been repeatedly added to over the years without ever having anything removed. Hideously overgrown and disorganized, it's developed an out-of-control, audience-killing, twisted life of its own.

"That Frankendeck I got from Marketing just killed my biggest customer!"

by Teambuilder June 16, 2016

Frankenfactor

(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.

Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.

by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018

Frankenjackson

A large African-American retard.

Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson

by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004

Frankencock

1. A Penis that is freakishly Long.
2. A Penis that is hideous and grotesque.

1. Wow, that guy has a Frankencock! That thing is huge!
2. OMG, did you see that guys penis? How gross! that guy has a frankencock!

by Billy The Jewish Kid November 7, 2010

Frankenstack

When a guitarist has a speaker stack with amps and speaker cabinets that don't match and are probably made by different companies, it is a Frankenstack.

Look at this band setting up to play. I bet those Frankenstacks didn't cost them more than $200.

by Randy P December 16, 2005

Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.

Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!

by jack almighty December 15, 2008

Frankenwanken

1.The obvious allusion to masturbation, sexual innuendo (ohh). Frankenwanken can be used to describe any activity, it can be anything. The first part, "franken," can be added to other words, such as frankenfucking, or even frankenreading to add that franken emphasis. The beauty of frankenwanken is that it can be said about anything, to anyone.
2.A more censor-friendly version of fuck.

1. Dude, let's go frankenwank after the game, I'm bored as fuck.
2. Last night I frankenfucked the shit out of her, and I frankenjizzed all on her face.
3. Frankenwanken is the only pass time I have left in my life, it's all I can be brah.

by Dick Weiner ( NW) January 26, 2009