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Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.
Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."
by kajoe March 8, 2007
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Frankenfaithful

1. A follower of a Frankenfaith; 2. Unfounded belief in a Frankenfaith.
Lots of the Frankenfaithful are coming out of the woodwork these days, just like cicadas from the dirt. Let's hope they go back underground for another 17 years.
by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007
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Frankenapp

FrankenApp - when a software vendor ports desktop software to new mobile platforms without any consideration for what the user wants or how the new UI paradigm can change the user experience...under these conditions, it is a FrankenApp.
I checkout out Excel for the iPAD yesterday. I accidentally hit the show all Toolbars command and the entire screen turned into toolbars. Talk about a Frankenapp!
by goodone! November 30, 2011
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Frankengun

Derived from Frankenstein's Monster. This is a gunsmith's term meaning a firearm made from parts of the same model, but different manufacturers.
Example; a 1911 Frankengun- Essex or Caspian frame, Colt slide, Lothar-Walther barrel, Wolf springs, Brownells pins, Wilson Combat trigger, sear, and hammer, Ed Brown barrel link, mainspring and housing, and beavertail, George Heinie oversized safety and slide catch. Topped off with Millet or Novac sights.
Anybody who doesn't know what a Frankengun is is "Boot".
Most gunsmiths who build custom guns are usually building a frankengun.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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frankenpattern

To pattern using multiple styles and mis-matched pattern pieces. The end result is a combination of the garments that leaves the patternmaker horrified as to how it was put together, but usually no one else knows that from the end result. (phew!)

Also see - Nashion.
They asked me to Frankenpattern a spandex short with a woven attached fanny pack!

Bob Ross would love my happy accident of this top.
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Frankenfactor

(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.
Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.
by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018
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fakengay

An evolution of the term fake and gay. Originally used to describe Internet videos that were both fake and gay, fakengay usage has transcended to other areas.
Yesterday I got suspended from school. The whole situation is fakengay.
by Dave E King July 1, 2008
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