San Francisco 

The only city where a Big Mac costs $13.

San Francisco is pretty, but it costs too much.

San Francisco by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

Francisca 

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. Most of them have long brown hair, captivating eyes and a cute smile. Loyal, charming and very charismatic. Really hot body and the kinkiest sex. She also has great taste in music.

boy1: look at that girl, that body’s fine as fuck.
boy 2: she’s a Francisca, for sure man.

Francisca by daysbefoferodeo February 5, 2020

Francis Ngannou 

Nicknamed Francis "The Predator" Ngannou, An MMA fighter who ran through the UFC Heavyweight division like a train through a row of cars. He went through a lot to make it out of Cameroon, Africa, to become the undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion. He made his UFC debut on December 19th, 2015 after only starting training MMA in November 2013. He could possibly become the greatest heavyweight to ever touch the UFC since its start in 1993

"DAMN!!! THAT BOY FRANCIS NEEDA CHILL 4 HE KILL SOMEBODY IN THERE. GOT DAMN" \
"If Francis Ngannou chooses to improve his boxing style a little bit he could be the next Mike Tyson!"

Francis Ngannou by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

DILLON FRANCIS 

A MOOMBAHTON PRODUCER FROM L.A. WHO SHOULD BE ON THIS WEBSITE JUST BECAUSE HE'S THAT FUCKING COOL.

Person 1: Get Low is such a good song. Who's song is this?
Person 2: It's Dillon Francis you should know who he is you piece of shit

DILLON FRANCIS by neinzeed June 30, 2014

san francisco spider 

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.

Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.

san francisco spider by saddestbro February 1, 2019

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

Francis Howell High School by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

San Francisco White Fish 

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.

Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!

San Francisco White Fish by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020