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Foutican

A universal word for a person that is low in smarts in high in clumsiness.
The foutican tried to pop a wheelie on their bike but instead fell.
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foutremort

Etymology : From French foutre (sperm) and mort (dead)

1. Human spermatozoid located in a position that doesn't allow him to initiate genetic replication in order to conceive an AMH. Usually resulting product of onanism.
2. (vulgar) By extension, human that shouldn't have been procreated.
3. Interjection (vulgar) : Expression of disgust or rage used to express a displeasure.
1. It is common to find a Milky Way constitued of foutremort on bedsheets.
2. This man is a foutremort, the world would be better if his genome have been destroyed in a sock 30 years ago.
3. Foutremort, this video game producer generate revenue with microtransactions.
by Captain Unluck Foutremort October 30, 2022
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Foutz

A guy with a jewfro
"Josh has such a Foutz"
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Foutte

literally the most stupid alliance in Big Brother history
yo Level 6 evicted another member of Foutte. they're so dumb
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foutre

Foutre can mean two things:

1. The verb "foutre": je fous, tu fous, etc... is slang for "faire" (to do, see Ex 1a) or "mettre" (to put, see Ex 1b).

2. As a noun, refers to male's cum (sperm).

There are also awesome french expressions: "Va te faire foutre" (maybe a synonym for "fuck you") and also "J'en ai rien a foutre" or "Je m'en fous (completement)" (I (really) don't give a shit).
1a. "Qu'est-ce que tu fous ?" What are you doing?

1b. "Elle aime quand je lui fous mon doigt dans la chatte" She likes it when I stick my finger in her pussy.

2. "Il y avait du foutre plein le lit" There was come all over the bed.
by Qwerti February 22, 2007
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sac à foutre

French expression literally meaning cumbag
Also poche à foutre i.e. cumtank

Nice way to say someone fucks another just for the sake of it
La meuf de ce gars, c'est son sac à foutre.
That guy's chick is his cumbag
by bondues September 9, 2007
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