When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.
by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020
Get the Fountain of youthmug. by taz May 4, 2004
Get the Fountain of Youthmug. Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
by 69eater July 24, 2009
Get the Fountain of Youthmug. Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.
Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)
Colton: I know, awesome right?
Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)
Colton: I know, awesome right?
by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010
Get the Fountain of Youthmug. Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
Get the Fountain of youthmug. When nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the male inserts his penis into the females mouth and releases his unborn children, at which point the female begins to gargle his seed and then spit it high into the air and let it rain down.
by Niggy123 July 5, 2014
Get the the fountain of youthmug. A pedophile's meat.
by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011
Get the Fountain of Youthmug.