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fortune cookie rule 

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.
You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

fortune cookie 

An Asian girl's pussy.
Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.
fortune cookie by P. Galore January 23, 2004

Nigger Fortune Cookie 

n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.
Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.

Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.

Mexican Fortune Cookie 

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
Mexican Fortune Cookie by Maxwell February 14, 2005

fortune cookie 

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
fortune cookie by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008

Fortune Cookie 

A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.
Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.