Fort Worth Shampoo

pouring mineral oil over someones head

Down in Huston we call this a Fort Worth shampoo!

by bestfriend February 18, 2007

Fort Worth hair

Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet

That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.

by Wayne D May 10, 2017

Fort Worth facial

It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.

I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 17, 2018

Fort Worth Stockyards

An area of Texas so Texan that it's utterly un-Texan, making it a tourist trap that is totally unworthy of any good tourist.

I'm gonna skip the Fort Worth Stockyards on this visit. I wanna really SEE Texas.

by The White Razz January 19, 2011

Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.

I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane May 10, 2018

Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021

Fort Worth Fingerbang

The act of inserting two fingers into a girl’s vagina then curling them up to imitate the TCU Horned Frogs hand gesture. Originated at TCU and is a common initiation for students into fraternities.

matt: “bro i can’t get my girlfriend to cum, any suggestions?”
michael: “just do the Fort Worth Fingerbang, she loved it when i did it”

by joeybooboolover August 13, 2024