Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay

God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are

by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021

Five Dollar Foot Long

The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.

I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."

by Eck XC 69 October 31, 2008