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football player 

for the most part, big ass mothafuckers who's brains are in their dick heads. fucking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys... still, its a living.
football player by MSTFreak May 2, 2005

football player build 

Similar to the bodybuilding type build except not as big and defined as well as not having veins popping out everywhere. Smooth.
That dude doesn't have the ripped and cut type body but he still has a very bulky football player build.

football player 

In high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. MTV brainwashed girls want to fuck them just becuase they're "hot". VERY few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. The other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete asses.
Football players: giving "meathead" a new definition.
football player by Adrian June 20, 2006

dirty football player 

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.
Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

Kiss a football player day

A day when a girl had to kiss a football player and tell them something they like about them

October 6
It’s kiss a football player day gi kiss him he deserves it

football player build 

someone who is fat but does not want to admit, because they are in denial or are trying to pick someone up via texting or the internet.
Guy A: hey you e-mailed me what are your stats?
Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build