Foodsexual

An invalid sexuality where people are somehow attracted to food, these people are actually mental and are attention seekers and need to go to a mental hospital right away.

Person 1: I have to tell you something…
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: I’m foodsexual…
Person 2: Pack your bags, and leave.

by SelenaTateQS February 20, 2022

Foodsexual

Foodsexual is a unaccepted sexuality in lgbtq community. The meaning of the sexuality is being sexually attracted to “food”.

“Hey dad, I gotta tell u that I’m Foodsexual!” Dad:Wait I gotta get more milk brb!

by teto teto September 12, 2022

Foodsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to food

Mark: Are you into girls?
Jake: no
Mark: so... you like guys then?
Jake: no
Mark: you like both?
Jake: no I’m only attracted to good I’m foodsexual MOM CAN YOU BRING ME A HOT POCKET

by Bigchungus1273 January 13, 2019

Foodsexual

A sexual attraction to food

"That brownie I saw totally turned me on, I think I'm foodsexual now."

by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017

Foodsexual

just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:

Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"

by A dude that is a Dude January 03, 2023