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Foodsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to food
Mark: Are you into girls?
Jake: no
Mark: so... you like guys then?
Jake: no
Mark: you like both?
Jake: no I’m only attracted to good I’m foodsexual MOM CAN YOU BRING ME A HOT POCKET
Foodsexual by Bigchungus1273 January 13, 2019

Foodsexual 

"That brownie I saw totally turned me on, I think I'm foodsexual now."
Foodsexual by Forrealz27 February 13, 2017

foodsexual 

Where you find food sexually attractive and just can't keep your hands off it. You can be walking down the street and just the smell of it makes your mouth water and your body tingle.
Hailey: Aye. Can I tell you something?

Jasmine: Yeah. Sure.

Hailey: Umm... I'm foodsexual.

Amanda: No way!! Me too.
foodsexual by Unknown Account July 10, 2015

Foodsexual 

just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"

Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Flowsexual

When you go with the flow sexually

You like what you like

You’re attracted to people you didn’t think you would be attracted to
Friend 1: “Is lily hooking up with a dude right now? I thought she was a lesbian!”
Friend 2: “No bro, Lily is Flowsexual! she wants what she wants”
Flowsexual by chillpill_lil November 25, 2018