Fooderus 

Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a foodbaby. This is caused by eating too much food, causing the eater to feel pregnant because they have eaten too much food. This is followed by a feeling of fullness or denseness.

" Ugh. I'm so full, I can feel my fooderus expanding..."

Fooderus by Afrequentfatass August 2, 2009

Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

Fondler on the roof by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

schlong fondler by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Filly Fooler 

Commonly used in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfictions. A Filly Fooler is a pony that is attracted to the same gender.

In FlutterDash shippings Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are depicted as Filly Foolers

Filly Fooler by EpicDash377 March 2, 2015

turd-fondler 

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

turd-fondler by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

Fooderbate by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

Foodless 

It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.

No food in the fridge, i guess we are foodless.

Foodless by Saetri April 18, 2009