fobbit

Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.

Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.

by subsidence June 17, 2018

fobbit

A fobbit is essentially a fabulous hobbit.In other words a hobbit that is so laddleit can only be acurately described as a fobbit.

Crouching fobbit; hidden weinus is a powerful and deadly kung-fu style.

by ill jesus March 30, 2005

FOBBIT

A FOBBIT is a person that pretends to be higher than its actual size, they tend to cope with this fake reality and never accept the true. They also have the tendency to talk over music when people are listening to it and gets bullied for it. HATED BY THE CHAT.

there goes the FOBBIT denying its true height although its true size is 4 feet 11 inches.

by KLKguru February 11, 2021

foBBIT llee

one who swears excessively

dude that guy over there's a fuckin fobbit llee

by chillinazndragon February 26, 2003

super fobbit

A name given to some Security Forces troops in iraq because the abbreviation SF worn on the sleeve. A super fobbit is someone who never leaves the Forward Observation Base (FOB)

Look at the Super Fobbitss in the tower enjoying their air conditioner.

by loki the if January 22, 2009

Forbitron

A bed building robot created by the Anderson’s and sent back in time to build beds for every college student in the US. When spoken to he often replies simply “Roy-bot, a cheeseburger eating machine”. That’s the only response he is programmed to say. Thought also to be some relation to the magician “The Great Forbini”. Lastly he is prone to asking a lot of questions due to his lack of upgrade capability.

That Forbitron sure can swing a mallet.

That Forbitron sure does ask a lot of questions.
Forbitron’s hands are really red from beating that mallet.

by Willy Lump Lump December 19, 2018

Fobbing

Verb. The act of crying to, for, over, or because of the band Fall Out Boy. The occurrence of sobbing uncontrollably to FOB's music was happening enough that it deserved it's own word. It is not uncommon to 'fob', especially when seeing FOB live.

Person 1: Any Fall Out Boy song is great to make out to, except for 'What a Catch, Donnie', because no one wants to make out while crying.

Person 2: You mean no one wants to make out while fobbing? Yeah, no kidding.

by Hailnogurl June 24, 2013