FOBbit

The name of those who choose to stay on base rather than run missions on a FOB (Forward Operating Base). Term usually used for grunts when talking about the annoying admin guy.
Did you see LCpl Joyce telling war stories to the new guys... He is such a annoying little FOBbit.
by Zack C March 17, 2006
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Fobbits

An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.

When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!

They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.

It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 09, 2011
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Fobbit

Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.
"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"
by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019
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fobbits

Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.
The fobbits ruined my dinner.
by Darkwithdesire April 18, 2006
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super fobbit

A name given to some Security Forces troops in iraq because the abbreviation SF worn on the sleeve. A super fobbit is someone who never leaves the Forward Observation Base (FOB)
Look at the Super Fobbitss in the tower enjoying their air conditioner.
by loki the if October 12, 2008
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foBBIT llee

one who swears excessively
by chillinazndragon February 27, 2003
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FOBBIT

A FOBBIT is a person that pretends to be higher than its actual size, they tend to cope with this fake reality and never accept the true. They also have the tendency to talk over music when people are listening to it and gets bullied for it. HATED BY THE CHAT.
there goes the FOBBIT denying its true height although its true size is 4 feet 11 inches.
by KLKguru February 12, 2021
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