Flamus

A condition which occurs after one ingests potently spiced food, causing a caustic expulsion from the anus, making said person feel as if flames are coming from their GI tract. Can be used in polite conversation.

Tammy: "Gosh, where was Gigi last night? She promised she would meet us on this blind date my cousin Clem set up for us."
JoElle: " Bitch! Please! Didn't you get her text? After her friend Josefina's baby shower, she had a debilitating case of Flamus which, despite Balmex, and a tub soak, nearly got her a skin graft and a colostomy!"

by CDru September 3, 2013

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Famustio

Someone who lives life's as it happens (Fuck a plan and your calendar can eat my ass) is the motto

Guy: Fuck a plan and your calendar can eat my ass

Girl: Who the fuck do you think you are

Guy: I'm a famustio

by Plemn August 10, 2019

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foamstomp

stomping on somebody during or after a fight while wearing foamposites.

person 1: did u see the fight
person 2: yea i heard he foamstomped him after

by slattgod January 14, 2021

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famuse

"Famous" except you are either dumb or dyslexic. or both.

person 1: Famuse quote by my friend
person 2: You mean famous...?

by anonymous397638475692387456238 February 4, 2021

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FOAMSTACHE

Upon sipping from the head of a fine beer like Guinness, the foam left on your upper lift creates a faux moustache appropriated by your fellow man as a foamstache. Commonly seen in fraternizing situations.

"Mmmm man, love this Guiness."

"Fritz you have a foamstache!"

"LOL!"

by DJSEAND August 24, 2009

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