A homosexual man who is gargantuan both with respect to weight and height, a veritable mountain of a homosexual
"That guy is going to have to be a bottom, he's not just too huge to be on top of someone else, he's a fee fi fo faggot."
by Seleukos April 28, 2010
An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
by Gaysians November 23, 2008
A grotesque-looking female who is obese and/or large in overall size. Just by looking at her, one draws similarities between her size and that of the giant from the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale. Visualizing her as the evil giant could also take place during this brief moment.
"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."
by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009
holla at me. foo fee fi, fee fi fo fee.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003