Fnappy

(Adjective.)A euphoric feeling. Being in a state of nirvana.

Mary popped 3 vic's and damn is she fnappy!

by bugslove April 15, 2009

farpleet

A fart that starts off loud, but then transitions into a silent but deadly.

I was in a meeting and accidentally farted, it was loud at first but it was just a farpleet.

by MrProblemOfficers June 6, 2014

NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

Flarpinhargin

A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.

Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.

by iambane January 20, 2009

Farpee

When a small amount of pee comes out when you fart.It generally happens in deep laughter!

Man that was so funny I just farpeed.

by Damien25 August 22, 2008

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

fnarr

'fnarr' is an exclaimation made popular by a character called Finbarr Saunders in British adult comic 'Viz'. Use immediately after hearing someone crack a double entendré for optimal impact.

"fnarr fnarr!" - Used most appropriately when someone has said something which has dual meaning, also known as a 'double entendré'.

by Chrisfu September 9, 2003