FFTB

Fortune Favors The Bold

"Bruh, I'm worried she'll give me chlamydia if I hit it raw"
"FUCK that FFTB bruh"

by DaSmog June 22, 2015

fmfb

Fuck me from behind

"Some guy called my tramp stamp an fuck me from behind (fmfb) tattoo."

by Absocold July 30, 2009

FMTB

An acronym for 'Fuck My Tiny Bladder' - When you realize that the traffic jam you're in will go on for another 2 hours with no toilet in sight. It's times like these you regret having that last cup-o-java before heading out and curse your tiny tank.

Guy stuck in Traffic: "Geezus wtf, we're not moving at all, why did I have that cup of coffee just before I left? FMTB"

by Robo.Panda January 20, 2010

FUFTB

(Eff-You-Eff-Tee-Bee)
Full Up Fit To Burst

-Thanks for that meal. It was delicious!
-You're welcome. Would you like some dessert?
-No thanks, I'm FUFTB!

by DeGe October 11, 2008

FMFBAO

freezin my fucking black ass off

dude, i'm FMFBAO
dude, my ass isn't black, so i guess im just FMFAO

by B! from the radddddness December 20, 2008

FFTB

fresh from the border; pertaining to those of mexican or canadian decent; similar to FOB

Emanuel is such a FFTB!

by harvestsunshineseescndy December 12, 2009

FMITB

FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!

Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!

by alixxxx April 1, 2010