flutie

the bestest best member(s) of the marching band. short for "flute player"

The fluties kick major ass!

by flutie January 13, 2004

flutie

poor person who barely gets by day to day

I blew all my money on weed, now I got to flutie through the week till I get paid.

by Chris Flutie July 26, 2005

flutie flakes

A person or place that is crazy in a negative sense.

(Looks around after seeing some wierd shit) Yo, this place is fuckin' flutie flakes. Let's go nigga.

Boi, drop that bitch. She flutie flakes son!

by elmos_sidepiece December 4, 2019

Doug Flutie

A terrific slang term for a males Penis. You can use it to cover up what your really talking about in public.

"Hey Lloyd, this isn't a hotdog stand zip your zipper, I can see Doug Flutie."

by CHAAD September 17, 2005

Flutedome

It’s when you give someone the greatest suck that they travel through another dimension and nut a volcano eruption greater than Pompeii

Baker: give me the dome
Alejandro:*proceeds to give crucial flutedome
Baker: ends up in the 5th dimension in a river of jizz

by Bitchandnag October 17, 2021

Fluted

Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.

I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.

by Waterycute June 10, 2024

Fluted

(adj.) – A term used to describe an irregular burn pattern in a spliff or joint, where a burn hole forms along the side, causing it to resemble a flute. This uneven combustion can be caused by improper rolling, uneven airflow, or inconsistencies in the material.

This spliff done fluted on me!

by Marica Linn January 31, 2025