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Flusterfuss

One who is easily flustered, to the point of absurd flamboyancy.
stranger-"Hello, Gary!"

gary-"Ohh! Oh! Me-oh-my-oh gee!"
(Said whilst flapping hands about by the wrist-joint)

Gary is a flusterfuss.
by Johhny The Biggest Boi October 11, 2011
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Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
by the Emperor January 25, 2014
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Fluierat bando (shhshh)

A slang whistle that only shtou bando mufasa bitch ass nigga members can do in case of police presence.
Girofare, "shhhhshhhh"(Fluierat bando), orfaneee!
"shhhhshhh"(Fluierat bando (shhshh)), Haide S-o luaaam!
Faceti muzica reala si futeti pizde, "shhshhhh"
by am murit pe peish November 19, 2021
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Flustered

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”
by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022
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Flustered

The girl was flustered after what her boyfriend said to her”
by Mcdaddydoo November 27, 2021
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Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.
The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.
by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010
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Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.
"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."
by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011
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